Guy on cell: I don’t want your money, just the rights to your son.
–44th & 5th
Overheard by: Anonymous
Guy on cell: I don’t want your money, just the rights to your son.
–44th & 5th
Overheard by: Anonymous
Hipster guy: If I take off my pants and there’s blood on my cock, it’ll totally be your fault.
–13th & B
Overheard by: WillieBee
Office girl: I’m going to finish the rest of these balls then throw up.
–Office, Madison & 48th
Girl: So wait, is skullfucking only in the eye?
–13th & 5th
Overheard by: The King Adrock
Woman on cell: Oh my god. Screw you. I’m going to screw you with a screwdriver.
–Central Park
