Columbia

Mr. Pringles is a Murderer in the Eyes of God

Speaker girl: Any questions?
Audience girl: Were you able to find out about how much women paid for the abortion procedures?
Speaker girl: About $200 a pop.

–Columbia University

Overheard by: Julia Kite

Posted on December 16, 2005
Abortion, Business and Commerce, College, Columbia, Columbia (& Barnard), Columbia University, Harlem & Morningside Heights, Health and Hygiene, Manhattan, People, Places, Topics, Venues, Women

It Was Actually His Brother…’s Mom

Lady #1: Did Simon really sleep with his sister?
Lady #2: No, he was just hallucinating.

–Columbia University

Overheard by: Mhla

Posted on December 5, 2005
Columbia, Incest, Psychology, Women

He Means a Very Upset Infant

Guy: …And she had the nerve; she didn’t even ask me to be her friend. She just sent me her profile!
Chick: Omigod, you should so send her a frowny.

–Columbia University

Overheard by: djlindee

Posted on December 3, 2005
Assholes, Columbia, Internet, Men, Women