Disney

Apparently, Someone Has

Blonde hot guy: I hate Mary Poppins.
Girlfriend: Yeah, me too.
Blonde hot guy: Those people dancing around with broomsticks–they weren't even witches. Yeah, fuck them.

–N Train

Overheard by: Leonidas

Posted on September 14, 2008
Boyfriends, Default, Disney, Girlfriends, Insults, Magic, Movies, On the Subway

And a Hero to Generations of Date Rapists

Father, to daughter with Disney princess backpack: And who kisses sleeping beauty?
Daughter: The prince.
Father: He was a pretty lucky guy then, right?

–New Wave Diner, 79th & Broadway

Overheard by: EthanK

Posted on July 8, 2008
Dads, Default, Disney, Girls, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kids, Questions, Restaurants & Cafes, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center

Strongly Doubt Walt Would Have Given a Starring Role to a Black Person, Even a Deer

Teen thug #1: This weekend, I’m goin’ huntin’.
Teen thug #2: You goin’ kill Bambi?
Teen thug #1: Yeahhh, I’ll shoot that nigga!

–Staten Island Projects

Posted on March 28, 2008
Animals & Nature, Default, Disney, Friends, Questions, Shoot, Staten Island, Teens, Thugs