Dude #1: Did you see the gash on his forehead?
Chick: Oh my god, there’s another fight going on!
Dude #2: Oh, look! The lunch line is short!
Glen A. Wilson High School
Hacienda Heights, California
Dude #1: Did you see the gash on his forehead?
Chick: Oh my god, there’s another fight going on!
Dude #2: Oh, look! The lunch line is short!
Glen A. Wilson High School
Hacienda Heights, California
Dad to howling toddler: Stop it! Suck it up! You don’t hear anyone else crying, do you?
United flight descending into O’Hare
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Guy: Dude, that is your belly.
http://nimbleit.21publish.com/OverheardUtah/archive/2006/08/04/g8433gkfpbil.htm/
Mexican boy: We have to get up at 4 in the morning to go to school every day.
Mexican grandma: Yeah, well, I had to swim the Rio Grande to get to this country. So what?
Third Street Promenade
Santa Monica, California
Overheard by: Amused third generation Mexican
Boyfriend: Hey, did you guys go see the camel?
Girlfriend: No, where is it?
Pal: Don’t even bother. It’s so ugly. It looks so out of place… It’s probably thinking, ‘What the hell am I doing in Ithaca?! I could probably be scoring hot camel chicks in Egypt or something.’
Boyfriend: That’s what I think every day.
Girlfriend: What?
Boyfriend: Don’t worry, babe, I’m sure he’ll get laid by another loner camel in Ithaca.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/huge-update.html/
Overheard by: willard straight, also dj-mee
Hobo, gesturing to trash can: I was right! There’s definitely a big hole in this thing!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/09/computer-back-sun-resolved-everyone.html/
Overheard by: dek
Teacher before movie: There is one part with a naked woman in it. Are you guys ok with that?
Guy: Is it an ugly woman?
Teacher: No.
Guy: Then we should be fine.
Cupertino High School
Cupertino, California
Drunk redneck: You wanna shoot a shotgun naked? Come to my house!
The Pour House
Charleston, South Carolina
Overheard by: innocent bystander
Girl: He was 26, I was 18. I liked him until I found out he was a loser.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/halloween-mania-part-2.html/
Overheard by: anonymous
Girl on cell: Well, if you keep blacking out, you won’t be a virgin anymore.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-1.html/
Overheard by: Brian