Vomit

A guy stands up and vomits in the middle of the restaurant.

Guy #2: Seriously…you might wanna rethink this All-You-Can-Drink Sunday buffet.

–Candela, East 16th Street

Hipster girl #1: I mean, I feel bad for not finishing him, but I didn’t want to break the tradition. He’s never been finished before right?
Hipster girl #2: Never, and I think he’s a little traumatized ever since that girl threw up on his…you know.

–Whole Foods, Union Square

Office girl: I’m going to finish the rest of these balls then throw up.

–Office, Madison & 48th