Wednesday One-Liners: So Lifelike!

Girl: If I made a sex doll that smelled like elk, he would totally do it!

–Queens

Middle-aged Latino: I've got barbie dolls!

–Brooklyn

Overheard by: Confabulation Nation

Newspaper vendor: Cause I have that multiple sneezing thing! I hate that crap! I'm like a bobble-head doll!

–96th St & Madison Ave

Overheard by: Galatea

Girl leaving nail salon: It looks like Malibu Barbie just threw up all over my feet.

–11th St & Broadway

Overheard by: Bill

Despondent little girl in coffee shop: Um, I don't play with the doll house that much because you said we're not supposed to play in the meditation room.

–Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn

Posted on June 3, 2021
All Wednesday One-Liners, Animals & Nature, Body Parts, Brooklyn, Compare/Contrast, Girls, Gripes, Kids, Kink, Latinos, Queens, Sensory Experiences, Street, Stupidity, The Village, Upper East Side, Vendors & Street Performers, Vomit, Wednesday One-Liners, Weirdness, Yoga

Think of the Starving Baby Birds in Africa

Guy on cell: Yeah…right…uh huh…hold on a second.

He leans over and throws up on the sidewalk.

Guy on cell: What were you saying?

–59th & 5th

Overheard by: Jeff Hubbard

Woman #1: I wanna get really stoned so I can throw up.
Woman #2: Why?
Woman #1: Just to know I can.

–LIRR

Girl: I want to throw up. Like, I have some puke in the back of my throat.

–Broadway & West 4th

Overheard by: Julia

Posted on January 6, 2021
Bimbettes, Friends, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, On Cell, Talking/Convos, Trains Not Subway, Union Square and East Village, Vomit, Weed

NYC: The Best Restaurants Beget the Best Eating Disorders

Well-dressed girl #1: You know what?
Well-dressed girl #2: What?
Well-dressed girl #1: Throwing up at work really isn’t as bad as it seems.

–Prince Street between Lafayette & Mulberry

Waif #1: Ugh. I feel so fat…I feel so gross. I’m not going to fit into any of my summer clothes…I’ve been trying to be so good, going to the gym everyday and everything.
Waif #2: You’re not fat.
Waif #1: Yes I am. You can only say that because you’re thin…I ate a salad today for lunch. But then I just ate all of these sweet thingamajiggies.

–W train

Overheard by: Nora S.

Columbia chick on cell: …I mean, like, yesterday I totally pigged out on salad.

–116th & Broadway

Overheard by: djlindee

Posted on August 12, 2020
Diet/Weight, Food, Harlem & Morningside Heights, Little Italy, On the Subway, Skinny People, Vomit

You Make a Persuasive Case

Chick to friends: Where should we go for my birthday drinks?
Drunk chick, passing by: I want to go to your birthday drinks!
Chick: Um, I don't know you.
Drunk chick: But you wanna know me! (proceeds to vomit)

–42nd St & 10th Ave

Posted on June 10, 2020
Birthdays, Drinking & Drunk People, Drunks, Friends, Girls, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Vomit, Weirdness, Wishes & desires

NewsFlash: New Yorker Has Car. Film at 11.

Bro #1: Hey man, you alright?
Bro #2: (vomits in corner)
Bro #1: You good to drive?
Bro #2, slurring: Yeah…
Bro #1: You got some shit on your chin! (makes wiping motion)

–East Village

Overheard by: arf

Posted on July 2, 2019
Body Parts, Cars and Driving, Drinking & Drunk People, Guys, Questions, Union Square and East Village, Vomit

I Mean, We All Feel That Way About the State Of the Economy

Young businesslady: I mean, I'm used to it. I go in the bathroom, and they're all in there sticking they finger down their throats, all the fuckin time!
Young businessman: Yeah…

–57th St

Overheard by: Lagster

Posted on March 10, 2019
Insults, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Psychology, Suits, Vomit, Weirdness

Oprah Has a Flag Now?

Guy: And so then he threw up, right on like the flag of the American Jesus…
(girl nods her head)

–Entrance, Queens College

Posted on December 23, 2018
Guys, Jesus, Queens, Queens College, Vomit

Some Married Guys Like That in a Girl.

Hot girl: I feel really really bad.
Sarcastic gay friend: Your conscience about sleeping with married guys catching up to you?
Hot girl: No, it's that stupid Mexican food you made me eat. I wanna puke.

–6 Train

Overheard by: In Shock

Posted on October 15, 2018
Ethnic Food, Friends, Girls, Infidelity, On the Subway, Psychology, Queer guys, Questions, Sex, Vomit

When Gay Boys Turn Straight in Self-Defense

Dude #1: So my roommate keeps jerkin off at my computer.
Dude #2: That's fucked.
Dude #1: It didn't bother me at all till I smelled my chair. So I confronted him.
Dude #2: What happened?
Dude #1: He said he'd put something on the chair next time. I guess I'm supposed to be okay with him poppin one off at my desk, I guess.

–Bellhouse Bar

Overheard by: billy

Posted on January 28, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Computer, Guys, Sensory Experiences, Vomit, Weirdness

Yeah, He’s Still Allergic to Me

Guy: How were things with your ex last night?
Girl: You know… He threw up and started crying, so I gave him a hug. He got an erection, threw up two more times and passed out.
Guy: So, same old same old.

–E 51st, b/w 1st & 2nd

Posted on January 6, 2018
Crying, Default, Erections, Girls, Guys, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Questions, Relationships, Vomit, Weirdness

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