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Wednesday One-liners Found “The One”

Suit on cell: It’s sex: somebody’s always taking advantage of someone else…Oh shit, this girl just gave me a look. That’s gonna be on Overheard tomorrow, I just know it.

–45th & Lexington

Overheard by: No, not her

  • Posted on March 15, 2006
  • College, Dating, Fordham, Manhattan, Marriage, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, On Cell, On the Subway, One-liners, Relationships, Retail Therapy, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Stupidity, Suits, The Bronx, Times Square, Upper East Side, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport
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