Skip to content
  • Submit a Quote!
  • Browse
    • Browse by week
    • Browse by month
    • Categories
  • Link & Subscribe
    • Link to us
    • Best of via e-mail
    • Submit a banner
    • Icons
  • About
    • Top Spies
    • Contributors
    • Editors
    • Contact
    • Hatemail
    • Letters from Canadia
    • About
    • Privacy
  • Buy
    • Buy the NY book
    • Buy the Office book
    • Buy the t-shirt

Wednesday One-liners Lost Their MetroCard

Hipster guy: Dude, he always blames it on the train dispatcher. He needs to own his problems, you know?

–F train

Overheard by: Patrick Di Justo

  • Posted on September 5, 2014
  • Ahhh! Real New Yorkers, Anger Management, Brooklyn, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Hipsters, History & Geography, Hobos, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Money & Class, NYC Geography, Old People, On Cell, On the Bus, On the Subway, One-liners, Park Slope, Puerto Ricans, Stupidity, Teens, The Village, Travel
PrevPreviousI Think Dell
NextAnd If It’s a Miscarriage?Next
© 2025 OverheardinNewYork.com
  • Ketubahs & Gay Ketubahs
  • Privacy Policy, Terms & Conditions
  • Resources
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist