Instruments

Stoner guy: And when I play improvisational tuba, man, it’s like my soul comes alive.
Stoner girl: Dude, that’s such a good idea.

–Penn Station

Overheard by: Chelsea

Woman: I said, ‘You know — percussion,’ and she said, ‘What’s that? Like, horns?’
Man: Wow. And she’s the assistant for Stewart Copeland?

–Elevator, Union Square

Overheard by: MissPinkKate

Guy #1: It started getting weird when the monkey was playing bongos.
Guy #2: You’re over-thinking it.
Guy #1: You try not thinking about a monkey playing bongos!
Guy #2: Don’t yell.

–B train

Overheard by: innocent bystander