Mouth

Female employee, seeing lunch being prepared: Oh, Kielbasa! I love Kielbasa! You know how I like my Kielbasa?
(pause)
Fireman #1: On your knees?
Fireman #2: In your mouth?

Maine

20-something to mother: She's really cute on the rare occasions when she has a tennis ball in her mouth.

Supermarket
Caroline Springs, Victoria
Australia

Mother to crying toddler: Shut your mouth and go ski somewhere!

Bear Peak, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Leigh

Hobo to another: Well, I think I have a very nice smile.

Burlington, Vermont