Man on cell: Yeah, his jokes are going to backfire and bite him in the ass. I’m going to plant the seed because I am the devil.
–50th & 9th
Overheard by: Sofiya
Man on cell: Yeah, his jokes are going to backfire and bite him in the ass. I’m going to plant the seed because I am the devil.
–50th & 9th
Overheard by: Sofiya
Girl on cell: Yo, I had the illest diarrhea yesterday!
–7 train
Guy on cell: Oh, wow, that’s too bad. You know I would help you out if I were in New York. I am on the West Coast, I flew out yesterday, I am standing on Rodeo Drive.
–73rd & 3rd
Suit on cell: Yo Chucky, what’re you doing for the holiday?…You’re
frying it?…Like, deep frying? Yes, that’s weird…I think it’ll taste funny…I hope you remember to pluck all the feathers.
–Madison Square Park
Girl on cell: Tell me what to do before I kill myself.
–Penn Station
Overheard by: Shara Bailey
