Girl, wearing men’s boxer shorts and sweatshirt, on cell: It was so awkward walking out of his room this morning…because I didn’t remember walking in!
–Starbucks, 14th & 6th
Overheard by: just trying to get my morning coffee
Girl, wearing men’s boxer shorts and sweatshirt, on cell: It was so awkward walking out of his room this morning…because I didn’t remember walking in!
–Starbucks, 14th & 6th
Overheard by: just trying to get my morning coffee
Friend: First you suspect he’s a date rapist, and now you’re worried he isn’t going to call?
–Union Square
Trendy woman: I need to be touched by a man in a loving way…It doesn’t even have to be loving.
—Pirates of the Caribbean 2 advance screening, the Ziegfield
Overheard by: Nick Draven
20-something girl on cell: I just wanna kiss someone!
–M15 bus
Girl: I’m going to make out with someone tonight. I’ve already decided.
–4th St, between 1st & 2nd
Overheard by: Ted
Well-dressed guy: You just hate that you can’t get a one-eyed, homeless black guy to think you’re hot.
–B train
Overheard by: Sugarnuts
Woman: He wants the pad tai with chicken, no vegetables.
Man: I can’t have vegetables. My vegetarian wife just left me.
–Tai Hong Lau, Mott Street
Overheard by: Amie
