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Wednesday One-liners Count Calories

Woman on cell: Caviar? Nigga, ain’t no caviar in Harlem.

–57th & 8th

  • Posted on March 29, 2006
  • Brooklyn, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Chinatown, Food, Hobos, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Money & Class, Murray Hill and Gramercy, On Cell, On the Subway, One-liners, Queers, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Teens, The Village, Upper East Side, Washington Heights and Inwood, Williamsburg
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