Fordham

Queer: What’s missionary?
Chick: Like regular.

–Fordham University, Rose Hill

Overheard by: Jess McGins

Girl: Why do I have to die, why can’t you die?
Guy: No.
Girl: Well…that’s not fair.

–Fordham University, Rose Hill

Overheard by: Joe

Philosophy professor: So you can see how the The Lord of the Rings did have some truths in it. Now, what was the ring called again, didn't it have a name or something? What was that?
Student, seriously: The precious.

–Fordham Lincoln Center

Headline by: Anna M

Runners-Up:
· “And, for Extra Credit: “What Has It Got in Its Pocketses?”” – Duncan Pflaster
· “Filthy Stupid Studentses!!!” – Parker
· “I Just Gollum Like I See ’em.” – sp
· “No, I Meant Its Elven Name” – MLL
· “The Professors Like Them Raw and Wriggling Here” – Alex
· “The Rest Of the Class Just Had to Learn to Tolerate the Smell Of Dead Fish and Dirty Loincloth” – James

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Eva Pigford: I’m even wearing a bra and I’m still cold.

–Madison between 28th & 29th

Chick #1: Yeah, and the grasshoppers caused Hurricane Katrina.
Chick #2: Did they really?
Chick #3: Right, of course they did.

–Fordham University, Rose Hill

Overheard by: hockeygurl