Guy: I’m so fucking sweaty. I’m getting all chafed again!
Girl: Aw, where?
Guy: On my cock.
Girl: Un your calf? That is so horr‐
Guy: No, no, on my cock.
Girl: Chafed on your what?
Guy: My cock is chafed. Christ.

–Union Square

Woman: This air is so thick I can’t breathe it. It actually will not fit in my nostrils.

–125th Street A/C/B/D station

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Guy: It’s a beautiful night for global warming.

–Bleecker & Bowery

Man: Isn’t it nice to see so many lesbians out today?

–8th between 18th & 19th 

Girl #1: Ugh! It’s horrible out! It feels like I’m in someone’s lung!
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: It’s just so moist and warm out here; it’s like being in a giant lung.
Girl #2: …that’s the most disgusting description I think I’ve ever heard. 

–74th & Madison

Overheard by: Sarah

Girl #1: You are way more charitable than I am.
Girl #2: Are you saying that only Catholics are charitable?
Girl #1: What?

–1 Train

Overheard by: Karla

In a crowded bathroom, a drunk guy at the short urinal calls over to his friend about six urinals down.

Guy #1: Hey, man! Why is mine so small? Is yours this small?
Guy #2: What?

–Penn Station men’s room

Girl #1: Is it hot in here or are my eyes just burning?
Girl #2: What?

–M66 bus

Overheard by: Gabriella