Heat

Woman to friend: God, it’s so hot! I’m going to take my shirt off once we get outside.
Random guy: Nice!

–Sullivan & Broadway

Guy #1: Yo, it’s hot, son!
Guy #2: Yeah, like two dicks rubbin’ together.

–Q6 bus

Overheard by: Who knows what that feels like?

Woman #1: It’s hot as Haiti in this store.
Woman #2: What?
Woman #1: Isn’t it supposed to be hot there?
Woman #2: I think you mean ‘Hades.’
Woman #1: No. It’s a place in the Caribbean.

–Banana Republic, 42nd St & Park Ave

Overheard by: Not Haitian

Black man: It’s hotter than Hades out there!
Black woman: Don’t insult my country.

–63rd & Amsterdam

Overheard by: Ash