Masturbation

He Must Have Been Following Orders

Queer: What? Are you calling me a nerd? Do I look like I pay attention in class? I got a D+ so in your face, bitch! Oh, guess who I fucked last night?
Girl: Could you say that any louder? Who?
Queer: Myself.

–Hunter West Building, 68th & Lexington

Overheard by: Collegiate Cutie

Posted on November 25, 2005
Fag Hags, Masturbation, Queer guys, School, Upper East Side

No, She Masturbates Others for Man-lotion

Hobo: You got some nice skin.
Girl: Thanks.
Hobo: So you must masturbate yourself like all the time then, huh?

–Park Slope

Overheard by: still laughing

Posted on November 12, 2005
Compliments, Hobos, Masturbation, Park Slope