Mike’s Hard Plasma

Girl: So we were all really drunk one night and someone said we should all drink our blood.
Guy: Oh yeah?
Girl: So we cut ourselves and dripped blood into this cup and passed it around. It was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen…we were really drunk.
Guy: That’s really not good. That’s really bad.
Girl: …But we were really drunk.

–Loews Lincoln Square, West 68th Street

Overheard by: jesse kay

Posted on December 20, 2005
Diet/Weight, Drinking & Drunk People, Girls, Guys, Health and Hygiene, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Movie Theaters, Psychology, STDs, Stupidity

Tuesday One-liners…Psyche!

Crazy man: Psychology that! You know how to fuck the devil, but you don’t know how to use your fuckin’ mind!

–St. Marks Place

Overheard by: Leela Corman

Posted on December 7, 2005
Crazies, Psychology, The Village

It Was Actually His Brother…’s Mom

Lady #1: Did Simon really sleep with his sister?
Lady #2: No, he was just hallucinating.

–Columbia University

Overheard by: Mhla

Posted on December 5, 2005
Columbia, Incest, Psychology, Women