Crazy man: Psychology that! You know how to fuck the devil, but you don’t know how to use your fuckin’ mind!
–St. Marks Place
Overheard by: Leela Corman
Crazy man: Psychology that! You know how to fuck the devil, but you don’t know how to use your fuckin’ mind!
–St. Marks Place
Overheard by: Leela Corman
Lady #1: Did Simon really sleep with his sister?
Lady #2: No, he was just hallucinating.
–Columbia University
Overheard by: Mhla
Teen boy: My puppy is probably going to die soon.
Teen girl: Aw, when?
Teen boy: Probably by next September, he’ll be a corpse.
Teen girl: Wait, why?
Teen boy: He has obsessive-compulsive disorder.
–Central Park
