Punks

Skinny punk teen girl: Oh, I love lime rickeys. But my favorite drink–when I'm not pregnant–is a rum rickey.

Franklin Fountain
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: office peon

Punk dude: I have the ability to decide who deserves a soul.

Manitou Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: Nathan Brauner

Goth/punk chick smoking a cigarette: Oh shit, you know what I forgot?
Goth/punk guy: That you're killing your unborn baby?

Huron & First
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Melanie

Punk teen girl to friend: So I was like, “Woah, dude! Who are you? You're awesome!” Because none of us knew him, he just came over and set a pizza down in front of us!

Calgary, Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: um…are you sure he wasn't the waiter?

Girl on cell in busy hallway: Will you assholes shut up?! I’m trying to have a serious conversation with my boyfriend here!
Punk: When you get done breaking up with him, can I fuck you?
Girl on cell: No!
Punk: Not even anal?

Macomb Community College
Warren, Michigan

Punk rocker: I was in the paper for being a hero, but I wasn’t really. I just shoved some kid’s intestines back inside him and covered it with duct tape and drove him at a hundred and forty-five miles per hour to the hospital.

Overheard by: http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/