Drunk woman: They’re married, those two are together, you and I are alone and it sucks, so get over it!
–Carmine’s, West 44th Street
Overheard by: Emily
Drunk woman: They’re married, those two are together, you and I are alone and it sucks, so get over it!
–Carmine’s, West 44th Street
Overheard by: Emily
Jessica Cutler: Twelve of my last sixteen boyfriends were Jewish.
–Happy Ending, Broome Street
Girl: What happened to the raisinets?
Guy: I turned them into chocolate pudding and sent them to the ocean.
Girl: Ew. I thought you were supposed to be charming.
–Washington Square Park
Overheard by: brookie
