Spring is in the Air (Alongside TB)

Hobo #1: I love you.
Hobo #2: Get the fuck out of here.
Hobo #1: What?
Hobo #2: You are going to fuck with me and you are going to get yourself hurt. I mean it!

–Penn Station

Overheard by: bebe

Posted on June 20, 2021
Anger Management, Crazies, Dating, Hobos, Horny, Manhattan, Men, One Night Stand, Penn Station, Pick-up Lines, Psychology, Relationships, Train Station

Wednesday One‐liners Lunch Hour

Teen boy: Yo, I got the munchies, B…Yo, what happened to the guys with candy and shit? Shit was mad convenient.

–1 train

Overheard by: I. J. Meyers

Posted on June 17, 2021
Brooklyn, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Dating, Elevators, Fashion, Food, Health and Hygiene, Junk Food & Fast Food, Latinos, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Old People, On the Bus, On the Subway, One-liners, Parents, Relationships, Restaurants & Cafes, Retail Therapy, Sex & Relationships, Smokers & Smoking, Stupidity, Teens, The Village, Times Square, Upper East Side, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport

Sounds Like a Nice Druish Boy

Girl #1: I think true love is when you know someone isn’t perfect but you still think they are.
Girl #2: I thought love was when you could still feel butterflies in your heart even after he tells you he thinks he’s an elf.
Girl #1: I keep forgetting that actually happened.
Girl #2: Yeah, and not to you.
Girl #1: Yeah, I don’t know how I would have taken it.

–58^th & 5^th

Posted on April 22, 2021
Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Relationships, Sex & Relationships

The Two Reasons People Get Married: Encapsulated.

Guy #1: You get married, so someone else can make your decision.
Guy #2: No, I got married so I can make someone else’s decisions also!

–Broadway

Overheard by: Rina

Posted on March 26, 2021
Guys, Manhattan, Marriage, Relationships

What Is the Net Value Of This Relationship? Show Your Work.

Dorky bookstore guy: Teaching is like the biggest safety net of all.
Cute dorkette: You’re my safety net!
Dorky bookstore guy, seeing her: Aw, you’re my safety net.

–The Strand, Broadway & 12^th St

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on January 25, 2021
Compliments, Dorks, Geeks and Nerds, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Philosophy, Relationships

It’s Impossible to Keep Them All Straight

Girl #1: Oh my god. My boyfriend just cheated on me.
Girl #2: Holy shit! Which one?

–Olive & Bette’s, W Broadway & Spring

Overheard by: striped shirt

Posted on January 24, 2021
Getting Jolie'd, Manhattan, Relationships, Sex & Relationships, Shopping, Soho

The One Where Everybody Hates the Girl Chandler’s Fucking

Dude #1: Yeah, man. Not cool.
Dude #2: Dude, why do I always have to be fuckin’ the girl everyone hates?

–Macy’s

Overheard by: good question

Posted on December 7, 2020
Friends, Relationships, Store

Tell That to Sarah Jessica Parker

Dude #1: So I’m totally fighting with Mark–
Dude #2: You mean physically fighting, or metaphysically fighting?
Dude #1: Metaphysically. But does it make a difference?
Dude #2: Well, dude, you can’t get punched in the face, metaphysically.

–West 3^rd & Mercer

Overheard by: Dev Nille