The Bronx

Chick #1: Rosie is the queen of snot rockets.
Chick #2: Can you teach me?
Rosie: Do you have snot?

–Rodrigue’s Coffeehouse, Fordham University

Overheard by: Jess McGins

Eva Pigford: I’m even wearing a bra and I’m still cold.

–Madison between 28th & 29th

Chick #1: Yeah, and the grasshoppers caused Hurricane Katrina.
Chick #2: Did they really?
Chick #3: Right, of course they did.

–Fordham University, Rose Hill

Overheard by: hockeygurl

Actor guy #1: Are you from the South?
Actor guy #2: The South of this country?

–Lehman College

Overheard by: BriGuy Ferrari

Girl: Well, tell Joe my fist has a suggestion for his face.

–Fordham University, Rose Hill

Overheard by: Jess McGins

Two people are making out.

Guy #2: That’s just wrong.
Girl #2: You just don’t understand, it’s love.
Guy #2: Yeah, it’s been love since Friday night at the bar.

–Fordham University, Rose Hill

Overheard by: Jess McGins