Gay activist with clipboard: Hi there — do you have a minute for gay rights?
Suit: Not really, no.
–W 4th St & 6th Ave
Gay activist with clipboard: Hi there — do you have a minute for gay rights?
Suit: Not really, no.
–W 4th St & 6th Ave
Girl buying coffee, coughing: I hate this throat. It’s a piece of shit!
Guy buying Red Bull: You know what helps with that?
Girl: Please don’t say ‘cock’ again.
Guy, flustered and laughing: What I was going to say was ‘cough syrup.’
Male cashier, laughing: $8.98’s your change.
–Christopher St
Woman #1: I told Jeff the best way he could propose to me would be to tie the ring around the neck of a cute puppy…
Woman #2: Housebroken.
Woman #1: Right.
–10th & 6th
Overheard by: Don
Queer #1: He’s hot. Wait, he’s hot, too. Fuck! Why is everyone I like so young?
Queer #2: ‘Cause you’re a pig?
–Jane St & 8th Ave
Overheard by: Paddy
Gullible guy: So, are you really a porn star?
Dude in ‘Porn Star’ baseball cap: Yeah.
Gullible guy: Cool.
–The Players Theatre, MacDougal St
Stoner: I’m telling you, they need another statue!
Friend #1: Why?
Stoner: Because when the apocalypse comes and there’s all the radiation, the Statue of Liberty is going to come to life!
Friend #2: So?
Stoner: Sooo, she’s going to need someone to get it on with!
–Morton & Hudson, West Village
Hardhat #1: Brown?! You think the color brown is gay?
Hardhat #2: Well, maybe… I mean, maybe not, but yellow — yellow is gay.
Hardhat #1: You’re wearing brown. I’m wearing brown.
Hardhat #2: I meant yellow. Yellow is so gay.
–Washington & Bank St
Queer #1: I had a dream last night that I had cancer, but Ty Pennington showed up and built me a house!
Queer #2: The real question is, did you also have sex with him in the dream?
Queer #1: Come on, that would have been tacky!
–Christopher & Bleecker
Overheard by: Kyle
Asian girl: If you had a dick, do you think it would be big? I think mine would be big.
Irish girl: You’re, like, four-foot-eleven! How big could it be?
Asian girl: Oh, it would be big. What about you? Would your dick be big?
Irish girl: No.
Asian girl: But you’re tall! And you have big feet!
Irish girl: It’s the Irish curse.
–4th & 8th
Overheard by: knows what she means
Girl #1: So, did I tell you that he called me his girlfriend?
Girl #2: Oh my god.
Girl #1: Yeah, it was like this Freudian slip thing, I’m pretty sure.
–W 4th St
Overheard by: Peter H
