Bimbette, about little boy in wheelchair: Aw, look at him! He’s got a little hand puppet!
Friend: Actually, that’s a cast.
–Lafayette & East Houston
Overheard by: Kim & Clerr
Bimbette, about little boy in wheelchair: Aw, look at him! He’s got a little hand puppet!
Friend: Actually, that’s a cast.
–Lafayette & East Houston
Overheard by: Kim & Clerr
Queer #1: Who were you trying to give head to in the photo booth?
Queer #2: Oh, Jason — you weren’t there. He wouldn’t go for it, though, so we’re not together anymore.
Queer #1: I’m sorry.
Queer #2: … Really for a multitude of reasons… Refusing to engage in oral sex at a work party was like, well, the last straw.
–1st & 1st
Guy #1: So, how’s your gay roommate?
Guy #2: Ehhh… He’s still gay.
–1st & 1st
Overheard by: Jack Melody
Girl #1, picking up coat hanger from sidewalk: Check this out!
Girl #2: Why do you need a coat hanger?
Girl #1: In case I get pregnant later.
–Ludlow & Houston
Overheard by: Hazel
Skinny model girl #1: Why is that line to the bathroom so long when no one is on that other line? Is the bathroom out of order?
Skinny model girl #2: Oh… Well, this bathroom has a table… So it’s easier to do coke. But if you just have to pee, use the other one.
Skinny model girl #1: Oh, no, I’ll just wait, then. Thanks.
–LES
Man: You keep two guns under your pillow?
Friend: One for the missus.
–St. Mark’s & 1st
Overheard by: Sofar
Dude: So, did you ever wear a condom in Haiti?
World traveler guy: No.
Dude: Were you scared?
–St. Mark’s & 2nd Ave
Overheard by: Not Going to Haiti
Drunk girl #1: This was a bad idea.
Drunk girl #2: What? Drinking?
Drunk girl #1: No. Living.
–Lower East Side
Hoochie #1: Wait, he has a kid?
Hoochie #2: Yeah! Crazy, right?
Hoochie #1: So, are you going to be a step-mommy?
Hoochie #2: No, no, no… Not a step-mommy. I’m the slutty, hot, 25-year-old that fucks Daddy.
–Astor Pl
Overheard by: christiaan montgomery
Hipster: Why you wearin’ such a big hat?
Junkie wearing top hat: It’s not just a hat — it’s a port-a-potty.
–E Houston near Broadway
Overheard by: Big Larry
