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Wednesday One-liners Bring It

Girl: Like, my grandmother got stabbed with an ice pick by her brother. And then they were estranged for years.

–Bobst Library, Washington Square South

  • Posted on April 14, 2022
  • Anger Management, Body Parts, Brooklyn, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Crime and Punishment, Death, Health and Hygiene, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, National Security, Old People, On Cell, On the Subway, One-liners, Parents, Port Authority, Should've Used a Condom, Staten Island Ferry, Stupidity, The Village, Upper East Side, Violence
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