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The Most Original Thing a Former SNLer Has Done in Years

Employee: Bathrooms are to the left!
Tracy Morgan: Right there?
Employee: Yes, to the left.
Tracy Morgan: Can I go poop in there?
Employee: (laughs) Yes.
Tracy Morgan: I'm gonna poop in there…I gotta go poop!

–AMC Empire Movie Theatre

Posted on August 25, 2008
9 to 5-ers, B-List, Default, Etiquette, Laughter, Movie Theaters, Poop, Questions, Times Square

Kind of Your Job, Stephen. Ours, Too.

Stephen Colbert: Coxsackie. It’s something that kids get when they eat their poop, or even worse, someone else’s poop. It’s highly contagious. For instance, in those playpens, with the plastic balls? Sometimes they lick the balls, and they get coxsackie…God, that sounded so wrong.

–The Colbert Report studio, 54th & 10th

Overheard by: future gyno

Posted on August 8, 2006
B-List, Buildings, Comedians, Illness, Men, Poop, TV, Words

Ju Calling

Eliza Dushku: How much for these two?
Jewelry guy: $15.
Eliza Dushku: Can I get them for ten?

–14th & 7th

Overheard by: Lily

Posted on December 19, 2005
About Celebrities, Actors, B-List, Money & Class, Questions, Shopping, The Village, Vendors & Street Performers

Then Beverly Cleary Bringing Up the Rear

Guy #1: Can you think of anyone who, in their prime, was hotter than Jessica Alba is right now?
Guy #2: Oh, yeah, totally. Like, Bridget Bardot, and Apollonia in Purple Rain.

–5th Avenue & 10th Street

Overheard by: Christina Walker

Posted on December 13, 2005
A-List, About Celebrities, B-List, Beauty, C-List, Guys, Lower Manhattan, Street