Bimbette #1: I hate Chapter Three! Why do we have to do Chapter Three?!
Bimbette #2: No way! I love Chapter Three!
Professor: Then why don’t you marry it?
–Algebra class, City College
Overheard by: maybe she will
Bimbette #1: I hate Chapter Three! Why do we have to do Chapter Three?!
Bimbette #2: No way! I love Chapter Three!
Professor: Then why don’t you marry it?
–Algebra class, City College
Overheard by: maybe she will
Bimbette #1: Wait, I have to figure out where I am.
Bimbette #2: You are at Broadway and Houston.
Bimbette #1: No, I mean metaphysically…
–Broadway & Houston
Overheard by: KrisNYC
Bimbette #1: Don’t you remember the train station in Italy?
Bimbette #2: I was drunk for basically the entire trip.
Bimbette #1: Oh, yeah.
–12th & 2nd
Chick #1: My gym teachers always let us sit and read.
Chick #2: What does that work out?
Chick #1: Um, your mind.
–Bryant Park
Overheard by: your humble narrator
Woman with headphones: ‘Scuuuse me!
Bimbette: What?! I said, ‘Excuse me.’
Woman with headphones: Well, I have on headphones and shades, so obviously I didn’t see or hear you. Ever thought about tapping me on the shoulder, asshole?
Bimbette, opening book called, How to Become Fearless: Well, whatever. I’m already sitting down.
Woman with headphones: That book must being doing something good for your ego. Hope it has a chapter in there on what to do after you get smacked on the train for being fearless…
–A train
Blonde: Oh my god! You can meet the guy from work who harasses me.
Sidekick: Like… sexually harasses?
Blonde: I don’t know, but he’s really annoying.
–Broadway & Broome
Girl holding tally sheet: Do you want to stick this in my thinger?
Male coworker: You’re lucky it’s me. In the real world–
Girl holding tally sheet: –In the real world people wouldn’t take it there.
–NYU SCPS
Overheard by: she’s lucky i’m gay
Dude: Remember that barge that was right on the horizon of the beach on Sunday?
Chick: Yeah, why?
Dude: How far away do you think it was?
Chick: I have no clue. A thousand feet, maybe?
Male passenger: Actually, the horizon at sea level is six to eight miles away.
Chick: So, less than a thousand feet?
–PATH train
Overheard by: Augie
Bimbette #1: Well, we weren’t, like, BFF, but we were, like… F…?
Bimbette #2, nodding knowingly: Mmm.
–Elevator, Columbia University
Overheard by: MarcusII
Chick #1: Okay, what do we want to drink?
Chick #2: If I was Roman, my name would be Emperor Fabulous.
Chick #3: Perrier?
–Deli near Prospect Park
Overheard by: Liz Erd
