Thank Goodness I Got the Rollover Slut Plan

College girl on cell: So, it's all good? Cause I'm just re-using the same guys over and over! My number doesn't go up!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/396687245/only-one-of-us-is-fooled.html

Overheard by: just eating my pizza

Posted on August 31, 2021
Bimbettes, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Sex

Still Think It Would Be Sad If California Fell Into the Ocean?

Bimbette in line for concert: Wait, like, when is New Year's Eve? Is it the 30th or the 31st?
Boyfriend: It's the 30th. New Year's Day is the 31st.

Chain Reaction
Anaheim, California

Overheard by: oldest person at the show

Posted on August 6, 2021
Bimbettes, California, Couples, Default, Questions, Stupidity

It’s Like Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boob!

College girl: My bra — it’s, like, magical! It mysteriously unclips itself throughout the day!

Fairfield University
Fairfield, Connecticut

Overheard by: GladMyBraIsntMagical..

Posted on July 25, 2021
Bimbettes, Clothing, Connecticut, Magic

What the Fuck?

Girl #1: Dude, I think I’m in a relationship…
Girl #2: What the fuck?
Girl #1: I’ll explain later.
Girl #2: I think there’s still half a burrito in the fridge.

Long Beach, California

Overheard by: sara nicole

Posted on July 4, 2021
Bimbettes, California, Gossip

And My Glitter Is Edible

Slutty chick to guy next to her: I'm not clever, but I'm sparkly!

New Orleans, Louisiana

Posted on April 25, 2021
Bimbettes, Comebacks, Louisiana, Stupidity

I’m Flightless, They Say — Why Go On?

Bimbette #1: What’s up with Katie?
Bimbette #2: She’s an emu. Emus cut themselves.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/she_would_if_she_could.html

Posted on March 21, 2021
Bimbettes, Gossip, Overheard in Minneapolis, Stupidity, Words

His G-String with the Elephant Head on It Was a Bit of a Shock, Though

Summer fun Barbie #1: I mean, like, I wasn’t even surprised that you went home with him!
Summer fun Barbie #2: Do you mean that I had sex with him?
Summer fun Barbie #1: Yeah.
Summer fun Barbie #2: Yeah, me neither.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/im_still_laughing_over_summer.html

Overheard by: also not surprised

Posted on February 28, 2021
Bimbettes, Default, Minnesota, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sex, Stupidity, Words

Just a Large-Mouthed Bass with the Ability to Keep a Tune

Teen girl #1: Steven Tyler is definitely in the Rolling Stones.
Teen girl #2: Girrrl, you crazy! Wasn’t he in the Backstreet Boys?
Teen girl #1, after long pause: I don’t even think there is anyone named Steven Tyler.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: steven tyler is definitely the frontman for AEROSMITH.

Posted on February 20, 2021
About celebrities, Bimbettes, Massachusetts

For the Last Time, That Was CPR

Bimbette #1: We need to find men to buy us drinks tonight — I only have, like, 10 bucks.
Bimbette #2: Why don’t you make out with Mom again? That worked last time.

Rehoboth Beach, Delaware

Posted on February 12, 2021
Advice, Bimbettes, Delaware, Family ties

Except That Living in Italy Could Be a Good Thing

Frat guy: You ever been to the Franklin Mills Mall?
Bimbette: No! I live in King of Prussia! If I left King of Prussia to go to any other mall, it’d be like leaving Italy to eat at an Olive Garden. No!

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: impressed, she has a point

Posted on October 8, 2020
Bimbettes, Frat boy types, Gripes, Overheard in Philly

Bimbettes