Smoking man to another: I’ve heard being pregnant is really bad for your health.
Overheard by: CS
Large black woman: An’ I been tellin’ him I got all these ideas for t‑shirts… Like one for a pregnant lady that says “Congratulations, you’re not the daddy!”
Overheard by: shayshay
NYU boy on cell: Wait, you’re pregnant? You’re pregnant!? I thought you were just fat. (pause) But he said he didn’t come in you, just on your face.
Woman to date: Let’s go get pregnant!
–Santos Party House, Lafayette St
Overheard by: alisa