Little boy running from price scanner: Mom, my hand’s not for sale!
Target, 2255 14th Avenue SE
Albany, Oregon
Overheard by: Miranda
Little boy running from price scanner: Mom, my hand’s not for sale!
Target, 2255 14th Avenue SE
Albany, Oregon
Overheard by: Miranda
Six-year-old soccer player #1: It’s about having fun! It’s not all about winning.
Six-year-old soccer player #2: My mom says it is.
Lincoln City, Oregon
Lady to friend: I don't care that it's a squash, it's still inappropriate… legs spread everywhere.
Farmers' Market
Oregon
Overheard by: Shea
Girl on cell: What do you want? I’m in a fucking dressing room… Oh yeah, I guess there was a stabbing earlier… What? It’s not like I was the one stabbing people!
1576 NE Halsey
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: really?
Mommy: Let's not attack mommy with a fork.
Salem, Oregon
Overheard by: lauraf
Teenage boy: I'm so ripped my back has a six pack! Six-pack back!
Portland, Oregon
Yoga lady: I mean, really: just give me the Eskimo sex, not the cannibalism.
Powell's Bookstore
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: kate
Middle aged lady in hospital scrubs: It's a lot of fun and great exercise.
Old toothless lady: I really admire you, I don't like to show off my fuzzy-fuzzy to just anyone.
Middle aged lady: Yeah, well, I don't either, but like I said: it's great exercise.
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Karl
