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Wednesday One-liners Miss St. Elsewhere

Guy on cell: I don’t think it’s time yet to do the professional intervention thing. I mean if she drops down below 90, then maybe it’s time. But I’d like to her get down to 95, then she would be hot. As long as she doesn’t lose those 5 in her tits. Shit, she has nice tits.

–Whole Foods, Union Square

  • Posted on February 22, 2006
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