LI girl #1: Want to make out?
LI girl #2, angrily: No! We’ve been down that road before, Meghan!
–LIRR
Overheard by: Climate Changer
LI girl #1: Want to make out?
LI girl #2, angrily: No! We’ve been down that road before, Meghan!
–LIRR
Overheard by: Climate Changer
Girl #1: Ugh! I hate her! She’s such a good little girl — always following the rules… Makes me sick.
Girl #2: I try to follow the rules. Do you hate me?
Girl #1: Nah, you do anal… I figure that balances it out.
–Columbus Circle
Overheard by: avgjoe
Blonde sex addict: I mean, I met him at my AA meeting. That’s truly what kept me going there.
Brunette sex addict: Hey, whatever keeps you in the program.
Blonde sex addict: Yeah, but after we made love the third time, I just knew he was a survivor of incest, and since I am a survivor I can just tell. I mean, he didn’t tell me or anything, but I knew.
Brunette sex addict: Oh… But was the sex good?
Blonde sex addict: Ohhh, yeah. I mean, it was hot — since we are both addicts. I mean, his cock was sooo–
Father with four young kids, interrupting: –Stop! Have you people no souls?!
Blonde sex addict: … So, yeah — I’ll be at the meeting Friday and Monday, too…
–1 train, after a Sexaholics Anonymous meeting
Hot chick #1: So, I’m doing the AIDS walk this year with my sister…
Hot chick #2: Oh, cool! I’ll totally sponsor you!
Hot chick #1: Oh, no, that’s okay — you already bought a gift for my puppy shower.
Hot chick #2: It’s not about you, Samantha, it’s about AIDS!
–10th & Broadway
Overheard by: About me
Chick #1: Where’s your tooth?
Chick #2: In my shoe.
–18th & 4th
Girl #1: I don’t know what I want to eat. I’m trying to decide between sushi and cereal.
Girl #2: All I know is I want something hot. I don’t really care what. This is just one of those times when you want something warm in your mouth, whether it’s a cup of soup or a penis.
–2 train
Girl #1: Yeah, she said, ‘I won’t settle for anything less than a Range Rover with Connecticut license plates.’
Girl #2: Oh my god, that is so amazing! I have to put that on my ‘Favorite quotes’ section in Facebook.
–Starbucks, 14th & 6th
Girl: Dancing in the aisles should be illegal!
Friend: Why? It’s fun.
Girl: No, it’s dangerous. Remember when you broke your ankle last year?
Friend, sarcastically: Yeah, I shoulda seen that conga line coming.
–F train
Overheard by: Raye
Girl #1: That thing on the tracks — is that a tampon applicator?
Girl #2, hesitantly: It… might be a syringe?
Girl #1: Oh… I’m not sure if I think that’s better.
–F train, 15th St
Chick #1: So, what happened with you and that guy from the bar last night?
Chick #2: Oh, him? We went back to my place and had sex.
Chick #1: Oooh… How was it?!
Chick #2: Eh, it wasn’t the best. He wanted to do anal, and I was tired and drunk, so I was like, ‘Whatever…’
Chick #1: Oh my god, really? I would never do anal…
Chick #2: Eh, I thought so, too, but turns out it’s really not that bad. It’s just like shitting… only in reverse.
–LIRR
