Hot chick #1: So, I’m doing the AIDS walk this year with my sister…
Hot chick #2: Oh, cool! I’ll totally sponsor you!
Hot chick #1: Oh, no, that’s okay — you already bought a gift for my puppy shower.
Hot chick #2: It’s not about you, Samantha, it’s about AIDS!
–10th & Broadway
Overheard by: About me
Chick #1: Where’s your tooth?
Chick #2: In my shoe.
–18th & 4th
Girl #1: I don’t know what I want to eat. I’m trying to decide between sushi and cereal.
Girl #2: All I know is I want something hot. I don’t really care what. This is just one of those times when you want something warm in your mouth, whether it’s a cup of soup or a penis.
–2 train
Girl #1: Yeah, she said, ‘I won’t settle for anything less than a Range Rover with Connecticut license plates.’
Girl #2: Oh my god, that is so amazing! I have to put that on my ‘Favorite quotes’ section in Facebook.
–Starbucks, 14th & 6th
Girl: Dancing in the aisles should be illegal!
Friend: Why? It’s fun.
Girl: No, it’s dangerous. Remember when you broke your ankle last year?
Friend, sarcastically: Yeah, I shoulda seen that conga line coming.
–F train
Overheard by: Raye
Girl #1: That thing on the tracks — is that a tampon applicator?
Girl #2, hesitantly: It… might be a syringe?
Girl #1: Oh… I’m not sure if I think that’s better.
–F train, 15th St
Chick #1: So, what happened with you and that guy from the bar last night?
Chick #2: Oh, him? We went back to my place and had sex.
Chick #1: Oooh… How was it?!
Chick #2: Eh, it wasn’t the best. He wanted to do anal, and I was tired and drunk, so I was like, ‘Whatever…’
Chick #1: Oh my god, really? I would never do anal…
Chick #2: Eh, I thought so, too, but turns out it’s really not that bad. It’s just like shitting… only in reverse.
–LIRR
Girl #1: She’s a neo-con Barbie doll! She’s worse than Ann Coulter.
Girl #2: Not possible.
Girl #1: No, really.
Girl #2: So she’s Dick Cheney with boobs?
–Mercer & Grand
Girl #1: No, no, no. That girl is just plain ugly. [Girl #1 falls flat on her face.]Girl #2: Ummm… sorry. I don’t want to be a bitch, but I think that’s what they call karma.
–Columbia University
Girl #1: I don’t know what to do. I don’t want to sleep with him unless we’re in a relationship, but I’m afraid to give him an ultimatum.
Girl #2, after a pause: Well, he wants to sleep with you, so I’m sure he’ll say yes!
–A train
