Woman #1: I hate it. He never listens to me.
Woman #2: That guy listens out of his ass!
–W 96th near Amsterdam
Overheard by: clb72
Woman #1: I hate it. He never listens to me.
Woman #2: That guy listens out of his ass!
–W 96th near Amsterdam
Overheard by: clb72
Woman #1: So get this — my friend can wear any color bra she wants with any color shirt and no matter what she wears, you can never see her bra through her shirt.
Woman #2: Wow, how does she do that?
Woman #1: I’m pretty sure it’s because she’s flat chested.
–Elevator, Midtown office building
Mother with stroller #1: Nice shoes!
Mother with stroller #2: Thanks! They’re my 18-dollar flip-flops! [Lowers voice] But we don’t like to talk about that…
–18th & 7th
Woman #1: Yeah, we went to the hot springs there. They were so nice.
Woman #2: They had those in Hostel 2 and the girl died.
Woman #1: Oh… Well, that didn’t happen to us.
–Union Square
Middle-aged lady: Wait — isn’t there supposed to be a separation between church and space?
Young lady: No! Well, yes…
–87th & Lex
Overheard by: hbomb
Lady: I had the worst experience at that restaurant.
Friend: What did you have?
Lady: Horrible diarrhea.
Friend: I meant, what did you order?
–51st & 8th
Overheard by: raquel
Friend: So, what did you do last night, Amy?
Woman: Well, I kicked my husband off the bed so I could sleep with my daughter and Fluffy. Men are so overrated.
–5th & Madison
Overheard by: Tjay
Ghetto lady #1: … So they had to grow her a new nose on her arm because they said it wouldn’t live on her face.
Ghetto lady #2: What? How long it take to grow a nose on a arm?
Ghetto lady #1: That bitch gonna die with a nose on her arm.
–9th & 6th
Overheard by: Manhattman
Woman #1: He divorced his second wife while she was undergoing cancer treatment. Who does that?
Woman #2: The same kind of man that marries Sarah Jessica Parker.
–Metro North, Grand Central
Woman #1: Oh, and he bought a cow.
Woman #2: He bought a cow?!
Woman #1: He just went off and bought a cow!
Woman #2: Huh… What he need a cow for?
–110th & Lenox
