Guy #1: … And then I got hit by a car.
Guy #2: Are you a mutant?
–Cafeteria, The New School
Overheard by: katie caroline
Guy #1: … And then I got hit by a car.
Guy #2: Are you a mutant?
–Cafeteria, The New School
Overheard by: katie caroline
Girl #1: Yeah, it went alright. Except at one point I had this minor hallucinogenic flashback, and I just started staring at the floor while she was talking to me.
Girl #2: Haha. That’s awkward.
Girl #1: Yeah… So, basically, it’s really easy to get a job at a library.
–New School
Student: I can’t pronounce your last name.
Professor: Neither can I.
–The New School
Not-so-Renthead: Have you seen Rent?
Potential Renthead: Yeah.
Not-so-Renthead: I have that song stuck in my head.
Potential Renthead: Which one?
Not-so-Renthead: I don’t know. I think it’s the one… where he’s like… yelling at her. I don’t know the words.
–The New School
Overheard by: La Vie Boheme
Coed #1, pointing at huge stain on her shirt: It’s coffee. I used water to rub it off, but the water made it all wet!
Coed #2: You should have used club soda!
–New School, 13th & 5th
Queer on cell: So I saw this store that was going out of business…Yeah, so I got a faith and three hopes…Or was it two faiths and three hopes?…Ha, yeah, there wasn’t any love or anything. I bet I could sell a faith to Madonna for a hundred million dollars. Like, “Here you go, this is the most religious thing ever. More than you….bitch.”…Ha, ha, yeah. “It has holy waters from all over the world. The Pope came on it.”
–New School, West 13th Street
Overheard by: jimster
