Woman: So, yesterday I think I ate dog food again.
–Elevator, 90th & Colombus
Overheard by: Louise XIV
Crazy lady: We are ready to explain! She, however, will be with the dog…What do you think about that walker-talker? Why don’t you go walk and talk!”
–F train
Overheard by: Oh Miss Lauren
- Posted on
- All Wednesday One-Liners, Anger Management, Crazies, On the Subway
Teen guy: Yeah, I fucked that retarded girl. She didn’t really know what was going on…but I busted in her.
–Cobble Hill
Overheard by: Philec
- Posted on
- All Wednesday One-Liners, Brooklyn, Creepsters, Rape, Retards & Handicaps, Teens, Thugs
Crazy man: Why do blondes only hang out with other blondes? Why do blondes only hang out with other blonds? Why do blonds only hang out with other blonds?
Chick: Shut up.
Crazy man: Hey Blondie, I wasn’t asking you.
–Washington Square Park
Overheard by: Thompson Patton
- Posted on
- Crazies, Hair, Insults, Washington Square Park
Guy #1: So we’re entering the West Village.
Guy #2: Oh yeah?
Guy #1: Yeah…it’s sort of…the gay part of town.
Guy #2: Yeah? So…is there, like…a gay bar in the area we could go to?
–Washington Square Park
Overheard by: kjd
- Posted on
- Gays and Lesbians, Guys, NYC Geography, Washington Square Park, West Village
B&T guy: Do you know where Ludlow Street is?
Woman: It’s that way, towards Jersey.
–Stanton & Suffolk
- Posted on
- B & T, Directions, Lower East Side, Women
Woman #1: I was watching this travel show the other night, and there was a bit about this cathedral in Prague built entirely out of bones.
Woman #2: Human bones?
Woman #1: Yeah. I think it was done as a memorial to the Jews that died in World War II.
–Michael Jordan’s Steak House, Vanderbilt Avenue
- Posted on
- History & Geography, Ladies Who Lunch, Manhattan, Restaurants & Cafes
Girl: Oh my God! I meant to tell you!
Guy: What?
Girl: Yesterday I was walking on 5th Avenue and this horde of middle-aged women stopped me to ask where I got my Ralph Lauren shirt.
Guy: No way!
Girl: It was great.
Guy: The one with the big horse on it?
Girl: It’s a pony, not a horse!
Guy: What’s the difference?
Girl: It’s different.
Guy: Can you explain the difference?
Girl: No.
–Rockefeller Center
Overheard by: pixelvisions
- Posted on
- Animals & Nature, Boys, Clothing, Girls, Idiots, Questions, Rockefeller Center, Stupidity, Talking/Convos
Tourist girl #1: It’s like the Space Needle, only with wire.
Tourist girl #2: And red.
–Coney Island
Overheard by: Lindsey Moore
- Posted on
- Brooklyn, Colors, Coney Island, Not New York, Tourist Attractions, Tourists
Boy: I’m scared of skeletons.
Chick: How come? They’re just bones.
Boy: No, evil ones. Like pirate skeletons.
–Port Authority
- Posted on
- Fears, Kids, Port Authority, Vampires, Ghouls, and Ghosts, oh my!
