Wednesday One-liners for Fuck Machines

Old lady: No, Henry, trust me. You were never a fuck machine, and I certainly did know how to fake it.

–113th & Broadway

Overheard by: Marc Mitchell

Posted on February 22, 2006
Brooklyn, College, Columbia (& Barnard), Elevators, Food, Harlem & Morningside Heights, Junk Food & Fast Food, Kink, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Old People, On Cell, On the Subway, One-liners, Pick-up Lines, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Suits, Teens, The Village, Trains Not Subway, Union Square and East Village, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center, Violence, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport, White People