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How'd You Know?!

Smoking scenester #1 to another, after seeing toy poodle: Hey, look, that must be one of them dumb city rat dogs.
Girl with poodle to smoking scenester #1: Hey, look, you must be one of those dumb bridge & tunnel cunts.

--11th & 1st


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I Thought It Was an Inside Joke Between the Two Of You

Man #1, to dog: See you later, Cody.
Man #2 (dog owner): His name is Toby.
Man #1: But I've been calling him Cody for ten years!
Man #2: I know.

--Hell's Kitchen

Overheard by: M. Blair


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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Boys But Were Afraid to Ask

Guy #1: He wouldn't stop telling me to eat the cactus, so I just broke down and did it.
Guy #2: Wow, what about the needles?
Guy #1: I put it in a blender first, dumbass.
Guy #2: Oh. So what happened?
Guy #1: I drank like three quarters of it and I threw up. A lot. Like "mother of god."
Guy #2: Sheesh, then what?
Guy #1: I passed out for about 9 hours.
Guy #2: Awesome.
Guy #1: Yeah.

--G Train


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America, Encapsulated.

Black guy in suit: Gimme a hug!
Black lady: I'll give you a hug once you pay me.

--Lexington Ave & 43rd St

Overheard by: dees


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Aren't Fuschists, Like, Nazis?

Defensive blonde: You can't mock my leggings, they're awesome! How dare you?!
Offended brunette: They're fuchsia. How dare you?

--21st St & Park Ave

Overheard by: Sarah R


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The Porno Remake Of The Blob Has Something for Everyone

Girl to boyfriend, picking something up: Oh! Titties, a porno! (hands DVD to boy)
Boyfriend, opening case: Ugh, this probably has something gross on it. (thinks) Actually, my hand is sticky.
Girl: Eww! You're right. We have to wash our hands before touching any orifices.

--13th & 8th Ave

Overheard by: libit


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Ahem-- The First Rule Of the Dino Show Is "Don't Talk About the Dino Show"

Little boys, watching two torosauruses battling during dinosaur show: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Little boy ringleader: Rip his head off! I came to see some action!
Little boys: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Little boy ringleader: Fascinating! This is fascinating!

--Walking with the Dinosaurs Show, Madison Square Garden

Overheard by: Milna


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As Depicted in the Epic Documentary Short Bust-a-Nut

Big guy: I read the other day on the internet that masturbating can really make you retarded.
Clerk: Really? (long pause) Wow!

--Porn Shop, Time Square

Overheard by: carepicha


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Um, No

Gay: Where is she?
Girl: She said she was watching Paris Hilton's My New BFF.
Gay: Oh, was that on her twatter?
Girl: You mean Twitter?

--Student Center, NYU


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Just Give Me a Minute to Clean Up Here

Male barista: Sorry, we're closed.
20-something girl: Can I get a tea bag to go?

--Café, Washington Square Park


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I'm So Proud Of Him

Guy visiting mother at new office: Man...I've been in jail cells bigger than this.
Mother, to coworkers: He really means that.

--Fordham University


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Speaking Of the Filth Of Humanity...

Whiny old man: I hate the cold. I get so cold I hafta take a hot shower every night. How 'bout you?
Old woman: Well, Eddy, you're supposed to take showers all the time.
Whiny old man: How about that OJ Simpson?

--B3 Bus

Overheard by: Laura E.


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