Male, black barrista: Venti iced coffee!
He stumbles walking to the counter.
Female, black barrista: That’s a venti Harlem shake!
–Starbucks, Grand Central Terminal
Overheard by: Traveler Bill
Male, black barrista: Venti iced coffee!
He stumbles walking to the counter.
Female, black barrista: That’s a venti Harlem shake!
–Starbucks, Grand Central Terminal
Overheard by: Traveler Bill
Girl: Do you want to go get some coffee?
Queer: No way! I don’t want to feel like a fat whore.
–H&M, Herald Square
Hobo: Hold the train! I’m just going to go get some sugar for my coffee!
–C train
Overheard by: Jenn B
Chick #1: So how was it?
Chick #2: It was bitchfabulous.
Chick #1: Awesome. So it was bitchtastic?
Chick #2: Nice! I like that one. Yeah, it was bitchtastic.
Chick #1: And the coffee?
Chick #2: Bitchalicious.
Chick #1: Hey, I just realized someone might hear us.
–41st & 6th
Guy: I really hate the concept of Starbucks, but they really have the best product.
–85th & Broadway
Overheard by: Alison R.
Woman: I want a vanilla coffee creme.
Barista chick: I can get you a cup of plain coffee with vanilla
syrup, and you can put the milk in over there. Unless you want a
latte or something?
Woman: What’s a latte?
Barista chick: It’s espresso with milk.
Woman: Oh, espresso! I think that’s a little strong… What about a cappuccino? Do they have those here?
–Starbuck, West 4th Street & Washington Square East
Girl: If I don’t take a monster shit soon, I’m going to explode.
Guy: You should have a salad.
Girl: Salads don’t make me shit. Coffee and cigarettes make me shit.
–Garden Cafe, Inwood
Overheard by: Gorodish
