Florida

20-ish girl: I suppose, but only if I can dress like a whore. That way, I’ll feel comfortable in my surroundings.

Disney World
Florida

Young woman: He was really sweet about the butt sex… If it’s possible to be sweet about butt sex.

Windermere, Florida

Overheard by: I think that’s entirely possible…

TA on cell: No, I do not want to play “guess who's pregnant?” again.

University of Florida

Overheard by: nick

Biology teacher: Parvo disease is a disease in mammals that can be fatal; squirrels, cats and dogs can all get it.
Kid, whispering quietly to himself: Ruff! Ruff ruff! Kaboom!

Florida

Dad to little boy: If it comes between your life and this camera, save the camera!

Animal Kingdom, Walt Disney World
Florida

Girl in car: Well, I guess Jesus is just going to have to go in between my legs.

Sunrise, Florida

Overheard by: Chez

Man to son, coming out of restroom: After what you tried to do to Tigger I'm not sure if you deserve that.

Disney World
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Tracy

Middle-aged white lady #1: I think I’m going to buy this for my daughter’s boyfriend’s parents. You know, because it’s oriental and they’re oriental.
Middle-aged white lady #2: That is so appropriate!

St. Augustine, Florida

Overheard by: Ruth

Girl in stall #1: So, how did last night go?
Girl in stall #2: It was alright, I guess…
Girl in stall #1: What happened?
Girl in stall #2: He had hands like a fucking gorilla. He mangled my vagina.
Girl in stall #1: … Oh my god.

Pensacola, Florida

Overheard by: That sounds awful…

Little girl to priest: Why is it called ‘Good Friday’ if that’s when they killed Jesus?

Homestead, Florida