20-ish girl: Oh, yeah! That game where you try to make her cum?
20-ish guy: Yeah.
20-ish girl: I played that last night!
–E train
Overheard by: Beth
20-ish girl: Oh, yeah! That game where you try to make her cum?
20-ish guy: Yeah.
20-ish girl: I played that last night!
–E train
Overheard by: Beth
Queer: Remember last night, when you had two dicks in your face?
Black girl: Everyone last night had two dicks in their faces.
–Gold St & Maiden Ln
Overheard by: wreckingcru
Roommate #1: Man, I fucking love this weather.
Roommate #2: Yeah. Have you been outside today?
Roommate #1: No, I’m looking at it on my computer.
–15th & 1st
Overheard by: Joe
Dominican guy #1: Yo, there’s this new movie coming out about that shit. It’s like 300, and I’ve got a copy. You wanna borrow it?
Dominican guy #2: Yeah. I’m a big history buff.
Dominican guy #1: It’s about Caesar, and, like, his magical sword…
Dominican guy #2: Excalibur.
Dominican guy #1: Yeah.
–187th & Ft. Washington
Overheard by: Et tu, Galahad?
Lady: Yeah! And then you know what?
Guy: What?
Lady: He opened it and it was a trunk full of Ramen!
Older woman: Oh!
–Mercedes-Benz Manhattan
Overheard by: gaby
Girl: It’s like, ‘Awww, you must really like me! You want to lick my ass!’
Guy: Yeah, I’m the Sally Field of analingus.
–14th & 6th
Overheard by: Super Mel
Hot chick: Ohhh, shit! They sell Choco Tacos!
Asian dude: I want to eat a Choco Taco pussy.
Hot chick: Hahaha! Me, too!
–Blockbuster, Houston & Suffolk
Overheard by: Incredible Hulk
Girl in stall: God, it’s so hot in here!
Girl waiting: I’m going to the men’s room.
Girl in stall: Why?
Girl waiting: So I don’t have to wait. [Leaves, then comes back a minute later.] There was someone in there, so I left. I didn’t want it to be awkward.
Girl in stall: Why would it be awkward for you?
Girl waiting: Not for me, for him.
–Ladies’ room, Maxie’s, Times Square
Girl: Yeah, so me and Ronnie broke it off.
Guy: Really? Why?
Girl: Well, remember that girl, Nene? Yeah, she was like 14 or something, and he was fucking her.
Guy: And how old is he?
Girl: Twenty-one. You know what? I’m just done dating child molesters — been there, done that.
–R train, 57th St
Girl: What was with that shower?
Guy: What do you mean? When she was killed?
Girl: Yeah… It really freaked me out.
Guy: Why’s that?
Girl: Well… She got killed, duh… I mean, who showers alone?!
–Movie theater
