Young lady: Stupid people have more fun!
–Chrystie & Housten
Overheard by: Probably True…
Middle age woman to young woman pushing stroller: Well, this is a stupid place for a stroller!
–Times Square
Overheard by: Would the street be safer?
Oversized hip‐hop boyfriend to undersized girlfriend: I’m being stupid for your benefit.
–Duane Reade
Woman buying ibuprofen: It’s not a virus. My mother’s got a headache from everyone being stupid.
–Inwood
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Girl smoking on the sidewalk to smoking friend: He’s perfect. Except that he’s kind of dumb. But he’s perfect!
–34th St & Madison Ave
Overheard by: Katface
