Teen #1: Wanna go to Long Island tonight?
Teen #2: Yeah.
Teen #3: Wait, where on Long Island?
Teen #1: I don’t know. Where is Long Island, anyway?
–Outside F.I.T.
Teen #1: Wanna go to Long Island tonight?
Teen #2: Yeah.
Teen #3: Wait, where on Long Island?
Teen #1: I don’t know. Where is Long Island, anyway?
–Outside F.I.T.
Girl #1: He actually told her he was only dating her because she had cancer?
Girl #2: Yup.
Girl #1: That’s such a dumb reason to date somebody.
–Alfangi Spa, 39th & Madison
Overheard by: Emily
Woman #1: How long do you think this line will take? I really gotta go.
Woman #2: Oh, not long. Looks like five minutes.
Woman #1: Really? Looks like much longer than that– like twenty-five minutes, at least.
Woman #2: Yeah. I guess I just said that because it sounded like something I should say.
–Bathroom, Bryant Park
Overheard by: Shebrah
Teen girl: You know, they should have wet t-shirt contests but with legs.
–Bryant Park
Overheard by: Katwoman
20-Something #1: My roommate was this die-hard Christian.
20-Something #2: Born again?
20-Something #1: No, just regular.
20-Something #2: What’s the difference?
Pause.
20-Something #1: I don’t really know.
20-Something #2: My first roommate was, too. She liked this one lady, Joyce Meyers.
20-Something #1: I didn’t know that women could be priestesses in the Catholic religion.
–Bryant Park
Overheard by: jtango
Twentysomething girl: What is the nastiest thing you can think of?
Twentysomething guy: A bloody vagina fart.
–Blake & Todd, 45th & Vanderbilt
Overheard by: Nick Bradham
Guy #1: Yo! She was sooo busted.
Guy #2: Kay, are we talking criminal record or cup size here?
–Bryant Park
