Crime and Punishment

It Was a New Wave of Terror

Professor guy: And who was Sadat?
Chick: Leader of Egypt?
Professor: And what was he doing in 1981?
Chick: Being assassinated?

–Columbia University

Posted on January 1, 2006
Columbia (& Barnard), Crime and Punishment, Death, Education, Girls, Guys, History & Geography, Students, Teachers/Professors

Conflict Fuels Wednesday One-liners

Suit on cell: …and I appreciate that. Now get out of my house before I have you arrested.

–Penn Station

Posted on December 28, 2005
All Wednesday One-Liners, Cops, Crime and Punishment, Home, Sweet Home, On Cell, Penn Station, Suits, Threats

They’re Really into Big Scenes There

Conductor: If you see someone trying to steal from you, make a lot of noise, create a big scene, and I’m sure someone will come to your aid.
Man: Clearly this guy is not from New York. Maybe he’s from Utah or something.

–A train

Posted on December 23, 2005
Ahhh! Real New Yorkers, Conductors, Crime and Punishment, Men, On the Subway, Subway stations, platforms, etc.

“…I’ll remind you that you’re under oath!”

Man: Sir, you’re not suppose to smoke on the train.
Hobo: What? Are you the Marshall? I’m a crack dealer, I sell crack. What you gonna do, steal my money?

–1 train

Posted on December 13, 2005
Crime and Punishment, Hard Drugs, Hobos, Money & Class, On the Subway