Girl to guy: I don’t think that hamsters respond to you as much as, like, a guinea pig does.
–Bank St. & Greenwich St.
Overheard by: Katie Compa
Crazy redneck‐looking guy to PETA circus protester: They’re gonna do to us what they did to the lions! We’ll be put in concentration camps!
–Madison Square Garden
Overheard by: Santiago and Catie
Guy: And she can ride him like a horse!
–W 103rd St
Graying Brooklyn guy to another: You know, the only thing I haven’t seen is a bobcat.
–7th Ave & 4th St, Brooklyn
Underclassman to another: Lizards can’t impregnate anyone. They don’t even have penises.
–Townsend Harris High School
Overheard by: amused
Drunk man in tiger costume to McDonald’s worker: There’s an escaped zoo animal and he wants to eat your pussy. Stop serving your food and hide! (then steals bowl of jams used for breakfast menu)