Five-year-old girl in dressing room: Mommy, do you put lotion on your boobies?
Victoria’s Secret
Oceanside, New York
Overheard by: Gette
Five-year-old girl in dressing room: Mommy, do you put lotion on your boobies?
Victoria’s Secret
Oceanside, New York
Overheard by: Gette
Three-year-old boy yelling at goats: Stop pooping! No more pooping! I said no more pooping!
Mom: Stop yelling at the livestock.
Petting zoo
Long Island, New York
Group of little girls to window poster: Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana!
Exasperated father: Don’t kiss that!
Mall
San Diego, California
Boy watching Indiana Jones: Why are the Nazis always the bad guys?
Thug: Who are they supposed to be?
Flowing Wells High School
Tucson, Arizona
Mom: Do you want to take your coat off?
Toddler: Go to hell!
Wal-Mart
Hendersonville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Tanner
Little girl reading plastic bag: “Value village.” Value village? Do you know what that is?
Mother: It's a store.
Little girl: It just makes me so happy.
Toronto
Canadia
Loud fat ghetto chick to baby: See dat? See dat baby walking? That's what you need to be doing. I'm sick of carrying yo' ass around.
Target Parking Lot
Florissant, Missouri
Four-year-old: Mommy, are you having a breakdown? [Bored mother ignores child.] Mommy, I’m having a breakdown!
National Gallery
Edinburgh
Scotland
Child #1: Let’s play house!
Child #2 to child #3: You’re the baby! [Children #1 and #2 start slapping child #3.]Child #3: Stop the game! Stop the game!
Windjammer Inn
Burlington, Vermont
Punk kid to friend arriving in mom's minivan: Dude, you missed it! We just got kicked out of Toys “R” Us! It was so awesome!
Outside Movie Theatre
Atlanta, Georgia
