Pompous, insane English professor: Right now I am being plagued by a contagion, but I will return your reports anon.
Student, to friend who just bashed the side of his head: What the hell? You’re hurting my ganglia!
Overheard by: John David
Black mom to teen daughter walking away from her: No, you get back here and listen to what I’m sayin! You gotta pay attention – niggas be instigatin!
–Nassau & Fulton
Overheard by: Tigertail
First year legal scholar: I feel like our relationship is terminated for perpetuity.
Overheard by: bunbury
Yuppie on phone: Wait. (pause) Bruhaha, right?
–70th & Broadway