Wednesday One‐Liner’s Last Dance with Mary Jane

Professor: We will talk about the JDC – the American Jewish Joint Distribution Committee. And no, they were not dispensing marijuana.

–Queens College

Overheard by: ShaniP

Trashy JAP on cell: So I told her I was selling, and that bitch was like, “Katrina, for how much?” And I was like “Oh my god, mom, it doesn’t matter how much the weed is going for, all that matters is the quality!”

–7th Ave, Park Slope

Overheard by: penelope

Random stranger to teens: You want to buy some weed? Just come back to my mom’s house!

–Union Square

Overheard by: Rhian

College student on cell: Mom, you’ve got to stop smoking so much weed. I mean, fuck!

–Time Square

Random dude on street: I got it all! Liquor, alcohol, marijuana, Chips Ahoy! I got it!

–44th & Broadway

Overheard by: Lagster

Street vendor: Prada bags, Louis Vuitton bags, Gucci bags, marijuana bags… (everyone looks over at him) Hey, I gotta make money somehow.

–Times Square

Overheard by: mary jane