…Here Comes Another One

Teen girl: This skirt is so short! My legs are freezing!
Teen boy: Mine are fine.
Teen girl: That's because of your intense orgasms.
Teen boy: True.

Starbucks
Burlington, Vermont

Overheard by: Sweenan A. Mornstuy

Posted on July 9, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Clothes, Clothing, Compare and contrast, Orgasm, Teens, Vermont

Straight Guys See Women's Clothes Solely in Terms Of What They Cover

Annoyed wife trying on unattractive skirt: So what do you think?
Husband, with baby: It looks nice.
Annoyed wife, returning to dressing room: What do you know?
Husband to baby: Son, you have no chance.

Old Navy
South Carolina

Overheard by: Kempii

Posted on July 4, 2018
Clothes, Clothing, Couples, Kids, Questions, South Carolina, Stores

We're Hoping for a Muppet Baby

Middle aged female client: You aren't going to find out the sex? How are you going to know what color to paint the nursery or what kind of baby clothes to get?
Pregnant 30-something hair stylist: Oh, please, like it matters what colors I choose. People aren't going to be wondering if it's a girl or a boy, anyway; they're going to wonder if it's an animal or a baby.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/366035301/dear-penthouse.html

Overheard by: jenc17

Posted on June 21, 2018
Animals, Clients, Clothes, Clothing, Employees, Gender issues, Kids, Overheard in Minneapolis, Parenting, Preggers, Questions, Weirdness

My Childhood Dream Is Finally Coming True!

Girl to friend: Like, oh my god! I just got mistaken for a sales clerk at freakin' Levi's!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: seastardodell

Posted on April 19, 2018
Clothes, Clothing, Friends, Girls, Jobs & Careers, Washington

One Of Those Rare Days When the Sun Comes Out

Half-naked girl to clothed passerby: Whassup? It's just one of those days.
Clothed passerby: I hear ya.

Eugene, Oregon

Posted on March 4, 2018
Clothing, Girls, Oregon, Strangers, Time Management, Weirdness

At Least It's My Tuxedo Speedo.

Flamboyantly gay guy in teeny Speedo, looking at bride in hotel lobby: Ummmm… Is there a wedding here?
Front desk agent, also looking at bride: Yup.
Gay guy, disgusted: God, I feel so silly in my Speedo.

Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: proud to be… an idiot?