Then I Sniff It and I'm Like, “Ooo, Beer!”

Tiny pregnant girl to friend: He has this mattress that has pee stains all over it, and he keeps blaming it on the dog! I'm like, “yeah, right!”

Target
York, Pennsylvania

Posted on March 21, 2018
Animals, Girls, Gossip, Pee, Pennsylvania, Preggers, Stores

…Just Like the Magician Did Yesterday

Three-year-old girl, emerging from woods near campsite: Mommy, there are sticks in my pee hole.
Mommy: That's okay honey, just pull them out.

Kalalau Valley
Kauai, Hawaii

Posted on January 19, 2018
Hawaii, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Pee, Vagina

That's the Last Time We Party with the Dean

Frat boy to friends: So, I look at him and think, “I'm not such a good friend that I'm gonna help him here.” He was halfway off his air mattress and his tighty whities were soaked with either sweat or urine
Friend #1: I'd have kept away too. I hope it was sweat.
Friend #2: Nah, dude. He's a pisser.

Brown Line Train
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Jim

Posted on October 16, 2017
Body parts, Default, Frat boy types, Friends, Illinois, Pee, Train, Weirdness

Wild Hearts Can’t Be Broken

Five-year-old girl, happily: … And then I did it! I peed right in my pants!
Mom: Honey, you shouldn’t be proud of something like that. You should be embarrassed.
Five-year-old girl, even happier: Oh, okay! I’m embarrassed!

Whole Foods
Hadley, Massachusetts

Overheard by: velvin

Posted on August 3, 2017
Massachusetts, Moms, Pee, Should have used a condom, Stores

Another Bloody Victory

Tall girl: Hurry up, I really have to pee.
Short girl in heels: Yeah, well, I'm about to hemorrhage through my skirt, so I win.

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Posted on April 4, 2017
Clothes, Default, Girls, Gripes, Louisiana, Pee

I Swear I Was Aiming for the Bed.

Hungover guy: Yeah man, so it was all good until I got so drunk that I pissed in my oven.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/289732218/youre-fine-if-its-self-cleaning.html

Overheard by: hah!

Posted on September 24, 2016
Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Weirdness

She's Always Regretted Not Attending Finishing School

Girl #1: Wait, your mom is 50?
Girl #2: No, she just pees a lot.

Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: Aubree

Posted on September 11, 2016
Age and ageing, Family ties, Girls, Pee, Questions, South Carolina

If Not, a Dramatic Re-enactment Will Suffice

Male student: So after leaving my mom a note explaining I was going to New York, my friend and I just drove there. We saw a hobo pee in a cup then dump it out!
Female student: Sweet! Can I see?

Bus, University of Michigan

Posted on September 10, 2016
Bus, Default, Family ties, Geography, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Pee, Questions, Students

There Are Entire Websites Devoted to That Sort Of Thing, Sweetie.

Three-year-old daughter, pointing at huge woman: Dada, she has a big booty.
Father: Sweetie, you don't want to talk about other people's booties.
Three-year-old daughter: But dada, she couldn't sit on our toilet. It is too small for her.
Father: Okay. (hurriedly moves out of the aisle)
Three-year-old daughter: Her booty is too big for pee and poop to come out. She makes a big mess and gets it all over! (father starts pushing faster)

Supermarket
Quincy, Massachusetts

Posted on August 29, 2016
Ass, Dads, Default, Family ties, Girls, Guys, Kids, Massachusetts, Pee, Poop, Stores

No, You Sicko… He Was Just Jerking Off

Panicky chick: Did you make eye contact with a man pissing in an alley?!

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/horrified-hipster-to-her-walking.html

Overheard by: sarah

Posted on April 6, 2016
Chicks, Overheard Lines, Pee

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