Dad: What are you going to name your new horse, honey?
Little girl with My Little Pony: Skankbag!
–Bleecker & MacDougal
Overheard by: Michelle
Dad: What are you going to name your new horse, honey?
Little girl with My Little Pony: Skankbag!
–Bleecker & MacDougal
Overheard by: Michelle
Black street performer guy: I’m going to tell you something I’ve never told you before….I am your father.
Young white boy volunteer: …mommy?
–South Street Seaport
Overheard by: Amanda
Little boy to his mother: Mommy, remember the last time you made a mistake?
–Manhattan-bound A train
Boy with ice cream: Does the five-second rule apply to sidewalks?
–92nd & Madison
Little boy to duck: Uh, what the fuck, dude?
–Harlem Meer, Central Park
Overheard by: robin b
Junior high kid #1: Nigga you ghetto! That nigga’s mama fed him Spaghettios for breakfast!
Junior high kid #2: Nigga what you eat then, fool?
Junior high kid #1: Nigga my shit’s balanced — Pop Tarts and Odwalla, nigga, breakfast of champions!
–In front of White Castle, Metropolitan & Bushwick
Overheard by: OJ Phillips
Kid: Daddy! Daddy! Can I give you a wedgie?
Father: If you do I won’t feed you for a week
Cashier laughs.
Father: At least he asked this time… Usually he just does it
–Walgreens, Manhattan
Little boy: So far, this is the worst day of my life.
Mom: Oh, no. You’re still a small fry.
Little boy: I am not a “small fries!” Why do you keep saying that?
–Bleecker & Christopher
Overheard by: Manhattman
Toddler girl #1: Is your camel dead yet?
Toddler girl #2: No. Not yet. Is yours?
–John Jay Park
Toddler girl: Penis!
–The Time Warner Center
Overheard by: Ally
Guy talking to two male friends: Shut up! Shut the fuck up! If you don’t want to put your dick in my mouth, that’s OK, but shut up!
–Downtown A train platform, W. 4th St
Overheard by: miss professor
Hipster guy on phone: No, no, no, no that is the sound that they said my penis made when it died.
–Morgan & Grattan, East Williamsburg
A little boy is eating a chocolate Easter bunny.
Mom: Don’t eat too much of that. You’ll get diarrhea.
Little boy: But I like diarrhea.
–4 train
Overheard by: Patrick Di Justo
Little girl, pointing: Jewish people!!
Mom: Shhh.
–F train
